Monday, March 12, 2007

Identity Thefts whilst having pancakes

Okay, this is old news http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15941448/, but why not?

If these folks were serious, they should have thought about offering free valet parking instead. I mean, why not? In exchange, you have the car of your customer and they can't make off without paying the bill, eh? Yeah, the customer could sue you if their house got broken into if the house keys were included with the keys handed over, but, to any marketing saavy person, you could even offer discounted pancakes in exchange for free valet parking. I mean, take a look at the items that are not moving - the unpopular items on your menu, and discount those. You'll get to keep your loyal customers, and for those who want to make off without paying the bill, they'll have to come back for their keys.

Heh, heh!